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Just got my braces off after 2.5 years! Still rockin' the Amy Winehouse toothless look on one side until the implant goes in, but WOOT


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Apparently it is the done thing to write an intro post when one becomes friends with a number of new peoples. I'm not usually one to do intros in communities, let alone my own journal, so bear with me ( Read more... )

So I finally joined Facebook so I could see people's pictures. Bonus: I was the Fat Girl in high school (and beyond) but now? A regular Skinny Minnie compared to many snotty classmates. SCORE: Me 1, them fuckall.

Jesus but I'm glad I moved.

Penelope Joan
September 20th, 2009 at 9:36pm
6 lb 5 oz and 19.5 inches

And a very, very tired mommy, though I finally only today no longer look like Helena Bonham Carter.


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If gallstones are a 10 on the pain scale, my contractions last night and today are shooting up to around 6/7. Unfortunately, they're staying about 10 minutes apart, and all in my motherfucking back like the world's worst fucking menstrual cramps from hell combined with an Alien with ten inch claws working her way out from the inside in multiple ( Read more... )

Still contracting a lot, but not quite enough to go in >:( C'mon, Baby Beardo, make up your mind already!

I don't really get why Katherine Heigl seems to be considered OMG BEAUTIFUL. She's like Charlize Theron's (who is OMG BEAUTIFUL) alien-eyed slack-jawed second cousin. Every time I see a photo of Heigl, she just looks a little...wrong. ( Read more... )

I started having regular contractions again last night during dinner, around 10pm. Got pretty bad for awhile then finally around 4am they slowed down enough to sleep. I got woken up several times with more, but so far today they've been spaced about 15 minutes apart like clockwork. Is this it? No idea. I actually wondered if my water broke ( Read more... )

But then I don't have much in life to brag about, so I'm going to toot my own horn (because ain't no one else gonna toot it for you, girlie):

FLAP FLAP

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